this happened at lunch...
and yes, it was hot.
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Aitch
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did you also have to go home because you were experiencing a serious case of 'khak-ass'?
ps: put the lasagna in the oven at 7, please!
my better half, indeed.
btw - someone asked if I spilled coffee - check the desk and seat - it was penne alla vodka.
rock on,
aitch
ps i though you said 7:30, sweetielips?!?
Slick way to get out of afternoon meetings. I'm going to try it tomorrow.
Alright, it could be worse. Here's Rickey's coffee spill story of doom:
It was a monday morning and Rickey was driving to work. Yuppie that he is, Rickey pulled over at a Starbucks to purchase coffee an the NYTimes. Rickey went back to his car with the coffee and proceeded to put the coffee on the roof of his car and the newspaper in the car. Rickey forgot about the coffee on the roof and drove off.
Now normally, this wouldn't have spelled disaster, but what complicated things was the fact that the sunroof on Rickey's car leaks a little bit. So Rickey got hot coffee drips all over his shirt.
It was 7:45 AM and Rickey turned his car back around, went home, and just called in sick. It was a banner Monday.
Deb - You found me out...one bit of advice though - If you ARE gonna try this at home, and I highly recommend it, use a luke-warm meal - like a turkey sandwich
Ricky - thats awesome - though I assume you wouldn't have put it quite that way
rock on,
aitch
A tougher regulatory accountant would have just kept on working.
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