The guys on The Bachelorette, or that I skipped the gym this past week to watch it.
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- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
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Sorry to say you are. At least the guys on the show have a chance of gettin' some.
au contraire orangmanmike,
by watching the bachelorette with my wife, i am bonding with her, increasing our intimacy, ergo improving my own odds.
harris
It is a toss-up.
They are making fools of themselves on TV before millions of the nation that watch that drivel.
You, sir, were boo'ed at a Giant's game. Addmittedly fewer people but it was live and in person which I think trumps the others.
Cheers
hahahahahahahahahaha!
You're not that much of a loser. :)
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