I was at the gym when this dude explained to me why he had a beer belly.
"I used to have a muscular chest but I slowed down my workouts and gravity took over, so now I have a gut."
Yeah, it's gravity.
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- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
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2 comments:
I'm more interested in hearing how this conversation got started. Were you both naked in the locker room? Because now I have to imagine it.
--Nadia
if it turns you on, sure, we were naked in the locker room....actually we were in the steam room...mmmmm.
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