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If I was a woman, and my boyfriend bought me Russell Stover chocolate for V-Day, I'd wonder what he got his other girlfriend.
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- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
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I think you should re-read that closing line. Sounds a bit "funny" to me.
ok
someone sent me one of the $6 "funny" hallmark cards taht plays music. Credit for dropping 6 bucks but he forgot to sign it or even write my name on it, so i guess i am mad.and this one wasn't the alcoholic.
then how do you know who sent it?
harris
he wrote his name on the return address (but not address). i knew he was traveling out west and his name and the postmark were the only clues. is that a passive aggressive valentine?
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