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Don't Steal My Thunder
About Me
- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
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- If Only She'd Been Born Fifteen Years Earlier
- Picture This (Cause It's Funnier)
- Growing Up - Act Two (Bless You)
- Loud Neighbors
- Yup, Things Are Slow
- This Sounds Like A Dare
- Try This With Doug Adler (Then Tell Him Starbucks ...
- A Comic's Least Favorite Saying...
- "Ma'am...Why Is Your Coffee Table Bubbling?"
- Goals
- Since I Know You're Going To Ask...
- Too Early To Call It A Trend But...
- Right Now It's Half-Empty
- To The Victor Goes The Lame Prize
- Taking Stock Of My Life
- Daydreaming At The Gym - Part Two
- Daydreaming At The Gym
- Yesterday
- What's Next Week? The Jonas Brothers?
- My Big Break?
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- Oh, How The Mighty Have Fallen
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10 comments:
You & Josie are married already, but they still make you sleep on separate mattresses?!
hey shirley,
the funny thing is that it was either that or...
ready?
sleep in a room with an other couple...in bunk beds.
harris
How did you get a hold of the latest Dairy Herd Management magazine? I've been looking for that for months!
hey kirsten,
while there, there a choice of reading materials - Daily Herd Mag, or The Economist.
ergo, i didn't do much reading
harris
Hmm... was the other couple attractive? :-)
I need to know how the Jesus game works. I *need* to know this.
Mennonite Thanksgiving...who are you kidding. Those pictures are from your honeymoon and it looks like a blessed event. Thanks for sharing. I assume you will be returning for your anniversary. How romantic!!!
i thought you were joking about that game.
hey shirley,
eh
hey jill,
hell if i know
hey suzanne,
yup...you got me...we went to christian bible camp for our honeymoon - next year, we're goin' to hebrew camp...even it out.
hey josh homer,
there's a lot of reality in my jokes...and a lot of jokes in my reality
harris
So insteada "Swingtown", ya went all "I Love Lucy" (way better) & next year, Hebrew camp? Sweet!
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