Someone asked me what I'm doing this weekend.
After thinking about it for a second while stroking my chin, the answer hit me.
"Shaving."
Rock On,
Aitch
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4 comments:
was the name of the post changed because of the name of the post?
hey josh homer,
i decided that it wasn't really fair to "marriage." If I was one of those "take my wofe, please!" kinda comics, the title woulda fit, but in reality, my weekend plans (or lack thereof) are more due to, umm, me.
I am also painting the bedroom...so, there's, umm, that.
Rock On,
Aitch
I'm considering growing a beard just so I can use this joke.
Nice one (:
hey hail to the thief,
funny...some have suggested I got married for the same reason.
rock on,
aitch
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