Mazta

Rob was flabbergasted when I told him i'm sitting home after going to the gym and eating pasta whilst I watch wrestling. If you dont know, pasta is illegal to eat on passover - we decided we should invent Mazta - pasta, made out of matzoh - so Jews all over the world could delight in such dishes as Mazta with shrimp fra diablo and Mazta with White Clam Sauce...

the only problem would be keeping it from turning into a sticky, moist mountain of paper maiche-like gunk when we boil it in water and then drain it

Masta (and Mazta) - trademark pending

Rock On,

Aitch