This past Friday, I accompanied the chick I'm dating to Joisey to a dinner party being thrown for her sister's boyfriend who is re-enlisting in the army. I
wanted to go wish him my best and thank him for sacrificing for this great
country until talking to him and finding out he's being stationed in
Hawaii.

We were seated at a table with his karate buddies (he's big into that). I'm not sure if they take their karate a little bit too seriously or if it's cause they were all hicks from Jersey (sorry to those Jerseyians on this list), but they didn't find my questions very funny. I asked them such things as "How many lessons does one have to go through before ya learn The Crane?" and "Is the first lesson really 'Look eye...ALWAYS look eye!'" as the sensai smacks you on the forehead?

Well, I thought it was funny.

Rock On,

Aitch