Urine Trouble (get it?)

Go this e-mail at work...


It's very embarassing for me to send this e-mail....but it should be even more embarassing for the individual whose actions require me to send this e-mail.

I've been told that there is someone who routinely and purposely urinates all over the only toilet in the men's bathroom. This type of action usually takes place when no one is around, a fair guess would be that it's either in the early morning or late evening. Investigations are on the way and once the responsible individual is identified strict disciplinary actions will be fully enforced up to and including immediate dismissal.

Rock On,

Aitch